19 Things Cat Owners Secretly Want to Tell You But Probably Shouldn't

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    Cat - I'm willing to date someone with deep-seated psychological issues as long as they don't have cat allergies. someecards
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    Text - I hate it when guys say "But you're so beautiful, how can you still be single?" Because I'm a Cat Lady, OK? I prefer my cats to people! someecards user card
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    Cat - I'm fine with being a cat lady if dating you is the alternative. someecards
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    Text - l'd rather be at home with my cat. your ecards someecards.com
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    Text - The only catfights get into are with my friends who prefer dogs. somee cards
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    Cat - It still feels too soon for me to introduce you to my cat. someecards
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    Text - No, I don't want to come to your cat's birthday party...freak. My dog is getting married that weekend. your e cards someecards.com
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    Text - My boss told me "Dress for the job you WANT, not for the job you HAVE." Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Catwoman costume somee cards user card
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    Cartoon - I was normal three cats ago. someecards user card
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    Text - There's nothing like watching cat videos to help me pass the time until I can see my cat again. somee cards
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    Text - "Your obsession with cats is out of control and I can't handle it anymore!" "So, you're kicking meeeowt?" your ecards someecards.com
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    Text - Sory, I can't make it to your party this weekend Oh, it's for your cat. I'll be there then. somee cards user card
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    Text - These are books and I have tons more. I've decided to become that crazy book lady who also happens to have cats someecards user card
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    Cartoon - You had me at "| like cats too." your ecards someecards.com
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    Cartoon - So, you call me a crazy cat lady. Well, at least, all need to do is feed them and not give them blow-jobs. your e cards someecards.com
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    Text - I just want to be a stay-at-home cat mom; is that really too much to ask? someecards user card
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    Text - I wish a laser pointer could keep our holiday guests as occupied as our cat. someecards sponsored by ME HO DEP THE 10ES
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    Text - I speak fluent cat. your e cards someecards.com
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    Text - There's a person or three cats out there for everyone. someecards user card
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